Or you could just be less of a greedy cunt trying to double-dip, be happy you got 2-300 worth of free shit, and not fuck it up for everyone else by taking the piss (leading to this hole being patched because you are so obviously lying). Even Nike/Oakley are getting wise to this game because of greedy cunts doing this over and over and making it obvious they are scammers.
If people were more slick and careful about this it would still be easy for each of us to get a new iPhone/MacBook or whatever every so without too much difficulty. But because when it was possible some would just push it to the absolute limit now it is much harder to get anything good for free without filing a police report and getting yourself noticed by the wrong people. Getting one over on megacorporations and helping yourself is good, being a greedy cunt isn't.